“I can’t wait to get married because nothing’s better than the cheating.” -How in the Hell does Mario expect to beat Sonic in a race?!
Tag: Race
Retarded Chris Brown, Black Republicans, Van Wilder-less Van Wilder 2
“Seriously, y’all, I’m punching a bear in the face!” -Man, am I obsessed with Rihanna Jenkins! (Jeff’s the only one who’s gonna understand that joke).
Has Boondocks Gone Too Far?
“I don’t go with the “ga” version. I go with the “ger” version.” I feel like I just had another “encounter moment”. You see, I
OutBlacked!
“You’re, like, my Black Spock…like in Voyager.” OK, I should be asleep, but I had another weird TVLand observation I needed to write about. After
JJ Gives Up His Ticket Out Of The Ghetto: Good Times Analysis
“Why’d she have to take her candyass back to Norway?!” Dr. Phil said it was OK to look, but he sure as Hell didn’t tell
Four Year Blogiversary – A Look Back
“‘Cause you said forever, and ever. Who knew?” Ahh…a cute White girl, eating watermelon. Be still my Negro heart! Anyway, four years ago today, this
An Open Letter to Dr. Cliff Huxtable
“I’m English, go on, deport me.” An Open Letter to Dr. Cliff Huxtable: Dear Dr. Huxtable, It has come to my attention that your skills
Where The Bratz At?!
“Welcome to the layer cake, son.” So, it’s been awhile. Not gonna talk about the main job yet, but I will say that I’ve gone
My Tribute To UPN & The WB
“The Warrant!” So, I have to say, watching the final clip of The WB gets me all choked up. C’mon, Michigan J. takes a bow
Joyce DeWitt Hair, The DCU, Craigslit?, and Jenna Von Oy’s Ass
“If he dies, he dies.” So, I have neither the energy nor the internet connection to sit through typing the adventure I teased a few