“Sometimes, I think you want me to touch you…” I don’t know if it’s just me, but I love those TBS commercials where people can
Tag: Relationships
Ant & Dec, The Last Kiss, and Will & JJ’s Adventures In Cumberland
“I like havin’ my toes sucked and my ass licked out. At the same time. Wait a minute…” Yeah, I’m going to break the fourth
There Once Was A Girl Named Amani…
“What religion or reason could drive a man to forsake his lover?” Now, where were we? Yes, regrets. I wish I could be that cavalier
My Life, In Watches
“But we’ve just lost the beat.” I’ve always had a thing for watches. Carrie Bradshaw has her Manolo’s, and I’ve got whatever Fossil/Casio/Timex catches my
You Googled Me?!
“I got a li’l change in my pocket, going jing-a-ling-a-lang…” So, it has come to my attention that not everyone reading this site exactly knows
I’d Die For You…
“This is America: Speak Spanish!” Recently, I was thinking about the power of song. More specifically, I was thinking about how there are things that
Gwen And Gavin At Breakfast & S Club 8
“I don’t fuck goats, Mr. Gibson. I make love to them.” So, I just got the new Gwen Stefani album, and while it’s not as
Real World: Denver and the “Surprise” Gay Guy
“If I ever make an independent film, I think I’m going to call it ‘Dorito Breakfast’.” So, I was flipping through channels the other night,
Joyce DeWitt Hair, The DCU, Craigslit?, and Jenna Von Oy’s Ass
“If he dies, he dies.” So, I have neither the energy nor the internet connection to sit through typing the adventure I teased a few