Wait, WHO’S Seal Marrying?!!!
Seal is engaged to Heidi Klum? SEAL IS ENGAGED TO HEIDI KLUM?!!! Where the Hell did this come from? I mean, ET said it, so
My DVD Player Broke. That Is All.
My fuckin’ DVD player broke… What am I to do now? Why couldn’t I lose something I don’t use, like a kidney? 🙁
2K5 Resolutions
“I want that – the feeling a man gets when he gets exactly what he desires.” -Harold, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle Resolutions
Williambrucewest.com Season 2
So, this morning I renewed my URL. Yes, folks: www.williambrucewest.com will be back for Season 2, starting in February. Don’t worry. Until then, you’ll still
What Should I Do With My Life?
Today’s Episode: “Where There’s a Will, There Ain’t Apparently A Way…” So, in terms of occupation, I’m totally wasting my life. I mean, this has
Trimspa, 24, and Queer Eye Kids!
Random Thoughts of the Day: -What’s the deal with Anna Nicole since she got on Trimspa? I mean, this chick has NEVER been known as
It’s From “White Christmas”…
“God bless the mister who comes ‘tween me and my sister. And God bless the sister who comes ‘tween me and my man!” MERRY CHRISTMAS
Quarterlife Crisis
Today’s Episode: “Dangling Plotlines Revealed” Everyone seems to have a “Quarterlife Crisis” post, so I figured I’d weigh in. You’re about to learn some things
New Site Design!
“‘Fra-gi-le’…it must be French!” So, as you can see, there are some changes afoot. I’d like to thank Jenn for putting aside grad apps to
Mommy Looks Like Grimace
“I am Colin: god of sex!” First off, I’d like to thank Karlos, for he’s the only person playing my little Christmas quote game. He’s