So, I don’t know about you, but I like to go through my spam folder. Sometimes there are messages that shouldn’t be in there. At other times, I just get a kick out of the new, creative tactics of spammers. I recently tweeted that one had the subject line “Please Review Your Booty Call Agreement”. You better believe I called my lawyer before approving that document! The other day, I got a message from “Wet Sarah”. It was good hearing from her, as I’d heard she’d been dealing with a recent bout of dryness. It’s all fun and games, however, until someone gets hurt and I’m afraid that’s what this next spammer was threatening. Here’s an email I got from “Shantae”:
I ended up seeing your actual image on Facebook. I quite like you a lot. Let us communicate !
I can send you my image as well if you want…Hugs, kisses, and broken fingers,
OK, can you tell me which part upset me most? SHE DIDN’T SIGN IT! Oh, and the fact that she threatened to break my fingers. I mean, it’s all cutesy porn girl chat until the broken fingers. Is that a hot thing in Japan now (all freaky sex stuff starts in Japan)? Aren’t UNBROKEN fingers essential to her business plan? So many questions!
See, I interpreted that broken fingers remark in a completely different way. I’ll leave it to your imagination.
I’d rather get this kind of spam than the plethora of penis enlargement ads I currently get.
Ahh Threats n’ Ass. What America was built on.