Of Course You’re Cold. You’re Wearing Flip-Flops!

Ok, White kids….explain something to me. Why is it that you realize it’s cold enough for a sweatshirt, but you still wear flip-flops?!!! Or the thing that really kills me, when one of y’all wears a huge sweatshirt and SHORTS!!!! I’ve even encountered a few of you who have the audacity to lament, “I’m cold.” I’ll bet you are. You’re also a fool. Is there something about Anglo-Physiology of which I’m unaware? Do you all only register cold from the waist up? Someone, please enlighten me.