Man, Slope Day’s coming up, isn’t it? Doesn’t really mean anything down here in MD. Well, who needs the slope? I’m sure I can get
Tag: Relationships
Why I Hate thefacebook.com
Let’s talk social-networking websites. Let me say that I really hate thefacebook.com. I’m on it ’cause it’s where most of the Cornell kids are, but
My Life Is Full of Special Guest Stars
I’m totally convinced my life is a TV show. YES, I know this sounds somewhat paranoid, but the events that occur to me could only
Why Did Carrie Have To Choose Big?
Before I go, I also have to comment on something: The Sex and the City finale. Yes, this is about 2 months overdue, but something
Great Weekend Involving VA, The Punisher, and Kill Bill Vol 2
OK, let’s see if I still remember how this goes. As much as I hate to admit it, you all know how I LOVE being
Why Should I Cry For You?
Under the dog-star sail Over the reefs of moonshine Under the skies of fall North-north-west, the stones of Faroe Under the Arctic fire Over the
(Last Night) I Didn’t Get To Sleep At All…
“I know it’s not my fault, I did my best God knows this heart of mine could use a rest But more and more I
Baby, I Also Got Some Lotion At The Store…
So here’s an interesting exchange. The other night, I’m in my room, minding my own business, when out of nowhere, I hear, “William, the Victoria
“What’s A ‘Lezzie’?”
Parent 1: “What did you call her? What’s a ‘lezzie’?” Parent 2: “It means your daughter likes vagina” Man, do I love Nip/Tuck!