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Tag: Relationships
Lance Armstrong Stole Sheryl Crow From Me
“Tell ’em ‘Large Marge’ sent ya!” I would like to congratulate Lance Armstrong…for making me feel like a complete and utter failure. C’mon, the dude
H&M: Series Finale
Previously on williambrucewest.com: Well, let’s see…I was being hounded by Eunice at work. Essentially, I had caught her doing some shady managerial work, and I
Women: Can’t Live With ‘Em, Can’t Drown ‘Em Like Rats
“I offered her my honor. She honored my offer. And all night long, it was honor and offer.” Anybody remember “The Many Loves of Dobie
The Father of Reappropriate Crossovers
“There will be a reckoning…A CRISIS!” So, I’ve just made my blog rounds, checking in on the e-friends, and I came across Jenn’s blog .
Ninjas, Pride DC, MJ, and Natalie Holloway
Gonna steal Shel’s format for today since I like how it’s shaping up for her… -So, the ice cream truck just drove slowly down my
H&M Finale Teaser
Yay! Eunice is dead! Well, not dead, per se… But I do have an ending to that story I started way back when. All will
My Mommy Doesn’t “Get” Children’s Programming
So, this conversation took place while Mommy and I were watching Spongebob today (don’t ask…) Mommy: “What IS Spongebob? I never really understood that. What
Saluting A Real American Hero. No, An Actual Soldier.
I know I haven’t written much lately. There’s just so much going these days, ya know? Not just with me, but in the world in
Look At Me, Being All Mature And Happy For People!
Congratulations to Jennine and Andrew on their engagement! Wow… Jennine and Andrew…. You know, it’s fitting. It truly is. They deserve nothing but happiness, and