I’m so lost, and I don’t get to show this side of myself often. Most people think of me as the nice, corny guy, but
Tag: Relationships
I Would Also Like A “Wilberforce”…
“How dare you lie in front of Jesus?!” I have decided that I would like to have a friend named “Jasper”. That is all.
Battlefield: D.C.
“Because, in my mind, nothing makes aliens more angry than humans not living up to their full potential.” Apparently, i’m about to enter the seedy
It’s More Likely I’ll Be Killed In A McDonalds…
“No, asshole. This ain’t Walmart. This is Home Damn Depot.” So, how does one know when it’s time for therapy? Well, I think the conversation
But I Like Warm Beverages…
“Brigham Young University: If you’re not married by graduation, you get your tuition back.” So, apparently the Church of Latter Day Saints is a meat
It’s Funny ‘Cause Tom Cruise Is Gay!
“I always knew Tom Cruise would end up with someone from “Dawson’s Creek”. I just always thought it would have been James Van Der Beek.”
The Epic Battle Hits The Internet!
“I’d like to make a caramel-colored baby with you.” If you’re looking for a fun way to kill time, hop on over to the comments
Lance Armstrong Stole Sheryl Crow From Me
“Tell ’em ‘Large Marge’ sent ya!” I would like to congratulate Lance Armstrong…for making me feel like a complete and utter failure. C’mon, the dude
H&M: Series Finale
Previously on williambrucewest.com: Well, let’s see…I was being hounded by Eunice at work. Essentially, I had caught her doing some shady managerial work, and I
Women: Can’t Live With ‘Em, Can’t Drown ‘Em Like Rats
“I offered her my honor. She honored my offer. And all night long, it was honor and offer.” Anybody remember “The Many Loves of Dobie