Women: Can’t Live With ‘Em, Can’t Drown ‘Em Like Rats

“I offered her my honor. She honored my offer. And all night long, it was honor and offer.”

Anybody remember “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis”? It’s OLD SKOOL Nick@Nite, where Dobie kept fucking up with women. Well, I’m drunk and having a similar night. How are 3 upset with me at once? I was raised by women, but can’t understand them to save my life. I just want to sleep it all away..Tomorrow, everyone will love me and I’ll be the belle of the ball…I mean…the quarterback!

Current Music: Pure Moods
Current Mood: Baby Dino…traveling through time 🙁

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