“Never underestimate the healing power of a blonde, Miss Potts.” I’m still not feeling the San Diego recap, as work’s kinda kicking my ass right
Tag: Movies
Virgin Fest Part 1: Amy Winehouse and Cheap Trick
“Nah, I spent 2 years in the Cub Scouts & realized its potential to make me queer.” OK, so we’re working backwards here. Virgin Festival,
Stardust, On Diamond
“Getting fired by the World Bank – a huge impediment to getting hired by the Galaxy Bank.” So much to write about, but so little
When Should I Leave My Drug Dealer Boyfriend? An Analysis of Fergie vs Hinder
“Baby, I’m Dr. Montalban!” You know what song I really hate right now? Fergie’s Big Girls Don’t Cry. Don’t get me wrong; it’s a lame
Fourth of July ‘Splosions!
“I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.” First off, let me say that I’ll never understand Myspace politics. I shuffled my Top
My BRIEF Review of Live Free Or Die Hard
“I’ma gonna have red beans for dinner!” Dear writers of Live Free or Die Hard, I hate to be a stickler, but there are no
Ant & Dec, The Last Kiss, and Will & JJ’s Adventures In Cumberland
“I like havin’ my toes sucked and my ass licked out. At the same time. Wait a minute…” Yeah, I’m going to break the fourth
My Tribute To Love Actually
“You must not know ’bout me, you must not know ’bout me…” I abso-fucking-lutely adore Love, Actually. I was up until 4 this morning watching
Five Things I Learned From 300
“Let us rock and let us roll!” So, I saw 300 last weekend. What did I think? It was OK. Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
Great Steve Guttenberg Interview
“Rubbin’ is Racin’!” Below, you’ll find a GREAT article with Steve Guttenberg. Yup, THAT guy. “Police Academy” and…well…”Police Academy II”. And while he comes off