“I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.” First off, let me say that I’ll never understand Myspace politics. I shuffled my Top
Tag: Movies
My BRIEF Review of Live Free Or Die Hard
“I’ma gonna have red beans for dinner!” Dear writers of Live Free or Die Hard, I hate to be a stickler, but there are no
Ant & Dec, The Last Kiss, and Will & JJ’s Adventures In Cumberland
“I like havin’ my toes sucked and my ass licked out. At the same time. Wait a minute…” Yeah, I’m going to break the fourth
My Tribute To Love Actually
“You must not know ’bout me, you must not know ’bout me…” I abso-fucking-lutely adore Love, Actually. I was up until 4 this morning watching
Five Things I Learned From 300
“Let us rock and let us roll!” So, I saw 300 last weekend. What did I think? It was OK. Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
Great Steve Guttenberg Interview
“Rubbin’ is Racin’!” Below, you’ll find a GREAT article with Steve Guttenberg. Yup, THAT guy. “Police Academy” and…well…”Police Academy II”. And while he comes off
Joyce DeWitt Hair, The DCU, Craigslit?, and Jenna Von Oy’s Ass
“If he dies, he dies.” So, I have neither the energy nor the internet connection to sit through typing the adventure I teased a few
Affirmative Action Gets Supernatural: The Winston Zeddemore Story
“It’s either French, or you’re speaking with clicks!” So, I’m gonna go for the double-whammy this time. For me and my constituents, I present the
Wolvie & Harry’s Matrixy Adventure
“I was gonna have sex with you, and then we were gonna watch Batman. Your loss!” So, my mother and I like to frequent this
Say Hello To My Little Friend!
“A computer actually does real work. ‘Nigger technology’ lets dumb niggers talk to other dumb niggers about dumb nigger shit. Nothing important was ever typed