GUESS WHO CAN DRIVE!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 As I told Millie, after 8 long years, I’ve finally caught up to the average 16 year-old. Next
Tag: Humor
Why Do These Guys Keep Bothering Me?!
“I don’t hate the culture; I hate the people…” There are two types of people I tend to attract in this world: Gay guys and
MANDATORY!
If I have daughters, I think I’m going to name them “Mandy” and “Tori”. Why? Because, when they grow up, they’ll form a crime-fighting duo,
Man, My Mom REALLY Hates Nicole Richie
Sometimes I wonder how old my mom is, psychologically. For the uninformed, she’s 66. But she seems to enjoy the entertainment provided to 16 yr-olds.
Go Team Venture!
“Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you again! Papa Smurf had a fucking beard! They’re clearly mammals!” I’ve gotta tell ya, it feels so
Good Times With Davis
“That gay albino is hitting on your not-girlfriend!” So, yesterday was a cavalcade of fun, I’ll tell ya. Due to my total miscalculation of hours,
The Inauguration Hulk
“…This town needs an enema!” Happy Inauguration Day, AKA “Black Thursday”! Yup, Washington is filled with Texans with nothing better to do with their time.
Williambrucewest.com “We Don’t Stop Playing…” Tour 2005
Williambrucewest.com “We Don’t Stop Playing…” Tour 2005 Yes, we’re coming to a town near you, to bring you all the Will West goodness you’ve come
Carrie Fisher’s Amsterdam Travelogue
“No, Frylock…you see, The Highlander was a documentary, and its events happened in real times!” So…where have a I been? Well, I’ve been working. Plus,
I Wish I Could Go Back To College – Avenue Q
So, I’ve been listening to the Avenue Q soundtrack for the past hour, and the following song hit kinda close to home. Show of hands