“Fat people are harder to kidnap” Can you feel it in the air? It’s coming! What, pray tell? The Boyband Revival! If you remember, these
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My Life, In Watches
“But we’ve just lost the beat.” I’ve always had a thing for watches. Carrie Bradshaw has her Manolo’s, and I’ve got whatever Fossil/Casio/Timex catches my
University of Oregon Divisi: Best Female Collegiate A Cappella. In the WORLD.
“We are Divisi, pretending we’re Usher.” OR “Everytime I think I’m out…” So, I just got back from what I will consider a great trip
Not The Last Time I’ll Mention Ted McGinley…
“Goddess, NO!” So, I’m starting to think of myself as the Ted McGinley of blogging. For the uninformed, Ted McGinley is an actor who is
Runaway – Hong Tat Tong (feat Will West)
“It’s so hard, to say goodbye…” So, without much fanfare, I announce my retirement from the recording game. Sure, this doesn’t mean retirement from music,
Cornell’s Sorority System, Described Using Celebrities du Jour
“I’m not above putting out for cash!” So, to show you just how bored I tend to get at work, the following is a little
The Lost Adventures: The Lion King Audition
“I’m me again, baby! I’m back!” So, where have I been? “We’ve been waiting a whole month for Post #450,” you say. Well, I had
Stuck: Taking Stock Of Life
I’m so lost, and I don’t get to show this side of myself often. Most people think of me as the nice, corny guy, but
RARB Likes Me! They Really Like Me!
“I love Connect Four. If my entire family died and a stranger offered to play Connect Four with me for a full afternoon, I’d skip
The One Where I Talk About Cornell’s Secret Societies
“MOM! MEATLOAF! NOW!” Captain’s Log: Stardate 052019.7 So, I’ve been doing this dance since 2003, and I typically post anything I want. But it has