He leaned in and whispered to her, “Leave off the last ‘S’ for savings.” She looked at him quizzically. “The last ‘s'”, he said. “It’s for savings. It’s like a pun. Well, not really a pun, but more like a joke.” She nodded in understanding and took a sip of her Mimosa, her mind filled with thoughts of her impending mattress purchase.
I would like to see more of this. Laughed my ass off.