“Honey, why you callin’ me so late?” I love Christmas, but I hate Christmas retail. Here’s an exchange I had at “The ‘R Us” the
Year: 2006
Great Steve Guttenberg Interview
“Rubbin’ is Racin’!” Below, you’ll find a GREAT article with Steve Guttenberg. Yup, THAT guy. “Police Academy” and…well…”Police Academy II”. And while he comes off
Screwed By A Comic Blogger
“Only my success matters!” Never put anything in writing! That’s what I’ve finally learned. I’ve always been paranoid, keeping every IM conversation and e-mail that
Gwen And Gavin At Breakfast & S Club 8
“I don’t fuck goats, Mr. Gibson. I make love to them.” So, I just got the new Gwen Stefani album, and while it’s not as
Real World: Denver and the “Surprise” Gay Guy
“If I ever make an independent film, I think I’m going to call it ‘Dorito Breakfast’.” So, I was flipping through channels the other night,
Finally! Britney Cooter Shot!
“The only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, bitch!” Well, it’s been 8 long years, but the day
Where The Bratz At?!
“Welcome to the layer cake, son.” So, it’s been awhile. Not gonna talk about the main job yet, but I will say that I’ve gone
McDonaldLand & Cannibalism
“Happy Halloween, Judeo-Christians!” Yeah, so it’s been awhile. And I don’t exactly have time for an update. But there is something I noticed the other
Dr. Daniel Jackson: My, How You’ve Grown…
“That sounds massive!” So, while we’re on this sci-fi kick, there’s something else I’d like to talk about: the “girl crush”. Lately, there’s this phenomenon
Women In Space: The Beer Goggle Effect Of Science Fiction
“Why am I successful? Because I’m a fucking daredevil!” So, today we’re going to talk about a topic that’s been on my mind for the