Name That Movie!
And, yes, the following are all from the same movie. It’s just THAT quotable.
“First, we get the jobs. Then, we get the khakis. Then, we get the chicks.”
“Steevvve Perry!”
“It certainly does seem to be raining shit on Joe Cooper right now.”
“Well, you know, it was a team effort…and I guess it took every player, working together, to lose this one.”
“Well, we prefer to think of them as ‘health-challenged’ and ‘survival-impaired’.”
“…and it appears that time just finally ran out for the old cocksucker.”
“If I had a nickel for every time this ball pulled me out of a tight spot, I’d have a shitload of nickels!”
“Wow, the Lord must really have it in for that little boy!”
“You can’t blame me because I have a sweet ass! I can’t help it!”
“I’m letting her know that I’m ready to consider thinking about dating her exclusively.”
“Wake up, bitch. You’re my new best friend.”
“We have sullied the waters of the lagoon of peace. And I’m begging you, for the love of our Carribean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!”
