You know, it took me 12 yrs, but last night, it finally hit me: “Power Rangers”?!!
I mean, what the Hell is a “ranger”? Yeah, you’ve got park rangers and all, but find me one person who thinks they’re cool (Hanna-Barbera employees excluded)! How are you gonna market “rangers as coolness” to kids?
“Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers”? How did something so unnecessarily convaluted become a household name?
Everyone knows that cops are where it’s at. Especially badass cops!
“Quick-Change Power Cops” has a MUCH better ring to it!
I can hear the kids in the schoolyards now:
Kid #1:”Hey, did you see QCPC yesterday?!! Those cops are badass!”
Kid #2:”Word, Kid #1! Hey, isn’t that Michael Jackson behind those bushes?”
Someone, please tell me why I’m not working in advertising…
