Four More Years of Bush, Huh?

Dude, I have nothing to say on the State of the Union. I feel this week’s Onion says it best in it’s headlines:

“God Puts His Tool Back In Office”

“MoveOn CurlsUp In Corner”

“Despite Republican Victory, Bush Supporter Still Has Tiny, Tiny Penis”

“U.S. Inspires World With Attempt At Democratic Election”

And on an unrelated topic, when asked how he felt about the Red Sox winning the World Series, Allen Palmer responded, “So, the curse only lasted 86 years, huh? I guess the ol’ Bambino wasn’t as powerful a necromancer as we thought.”

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