FUCK!!!
Where’s the third and final commentary?
I missed it. I passed the fuck out.
And you know what’s worse? I remember 9:00 on the dot. Next thing I knew, it was 10:50. Anybody got the number for Mulder & Scully?I believe one of the candidates’ campaign members slipped me a mickey to keep the truth from getting out.
Yup, I’m THAT damn important!
This is almost as bad as when I missed the last episode of “Family Matters”! All that viewership for nothing…
So, from what I can pick up from various soundbytes, I’m giving it all to Kerry. Some accounts don’t make it sound like he was as strong as previous showings, but any man who can make a Tony Soprano reference in an important speech is alright in my book! Let’s bring some pop culture back into the White House. Give some tax cuts to Hot Topic and Spencer Gifts. Anyway, that’s all I got. We’re giving the series to Kerry. Hopefully, we’ll all get some complimentary ketchup for our troubles or something…
Stay tuned as the finalists square off in 3 weeks in front of a live studio audience. Our special celebrity judges will be Jon Stewart, Pat Sajak, Paula Abdul, and Jim. J Bullock. So, remember to keep phoning in your votes at 1-888-NEW-PREZ
I’m Will West, and I approve this message…
