“We have come to terms.” So, I’m trying to find my “voice” again, so this isn’t really an official post. Anyway, I was getting sick
Tag: Toys
Rescue Heroes: Role Models For Kids or Porn Stars Waiting To Happen?
“Whatchu gon’ do wit all dat breast?” So, anyone who knows me knows I have a dirty mind. I see sex everywhere, and I should
When You Go To A Toy Store, Dress Like There Might Be Kids Present!
“Don’t be fooled by my little green car and my White girl hair!” Yay for stealing wifi from the neighbors! Nothing sounds sweeter than “free”!
There Hasn’t Been A New Christmas Song In About 15 Years
“Nobody wants a ‘Charlie in the Box’.” So, I recently returned to my former part-time work at Toys “R” Us. Why? Because I need the
THE Toy Of 2005?
So, let’s take a trip back to 2003. Even though “The Hulk” sucked ass at the movies, Hulk Hands were THE toy of the year.
Quarterlife Crisis
Today’s Episode: “Dangling Plotlines Revealed” Everyone seems to have a “Quarterlife Crisis” post, so I figured I’d weigh in. You’re about to learn some things
Knight Rider and Me
So, I’ve reinstated “Operation: Childhood Buyback”. Basically, whenever I get depressed or confused, I try to create a bubble of nostalgia around myself in order
Toys “R” Us Go Bye-Bye?
This is the worst news I’ve read in some time. You all know how I think. Forget the war. Forget terror alerts. News like this
My War On Harry Potter Explained
If there was ever a risk of the Nerd population being in danger, tonight is the night. You see, the horn-rimmed elite will all be
Great Weekend Involving VA, The Punisher, and Kill Bill Vol 2
OK, let’s see if I still remember how this goes. As much as I hate to admit it, you all know how I LOVE being