“It’s either French, or you’re speaking with clicks!” So, I’m gonna go for the double-whammy this time. For me and my constituents, I present the
Tag: Television
Charo? Yeah, She’d Get It!
“I’m bringin’ sexy back!” Ya know, after all these years, Charo doesn’t look half bad. Come on! Who’s with me here? You mean you wouldn’t
But I Was A Power Ranger…
“Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, save me with your witchcraft!” Well, I guess having “Power Rangers” on
Why Are You Running Away…On Your Blogs?
“Papa Spank!” So, I’m starting to feel like the Ted McGinley of blogs. I think I’ve written this before, but Ted McGinley is known as
Pants Off Dance Off Sucks. But It’s Got Stephanie Tanner.
“You did NOT just fuck me with a Last Call condom?!” So, the blogosphere is all up in arms over the news that Jodie Sweetin,
Farewell, Justice League
“Don’t you have a tall building to go leap?” Just watched the series finale of “Justice League”. Even though the thing came out in Canada
Meatwad, NOT Screech!
“I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” Why the FUCK is “Saved By The Bell” on Adult Swim?!!!! Somebody answer me! WHY THE FUCK IS “SAVED BY THE
At Least It Wasn’t A Whatchamacallit Bar…
“Shamokin DAMN!” WTF is up with the Hershey’s Dark Chocolate commercial? I can’t believe that guy asks, “Is it a friendly dark chocolate?” No, it’s
A Simpsons MOVIE? For REAL?
“He’s the kinda guy you hate until he’s inside ya.” “The Simpsons Movie”, eh? July 2007, eh? Only got one thing to say about that:
TV Sports Can Be Funny!
“Well, I’ll muster every ounce of confidence I have, and cannonball into the water.” So, in an attempt to understand ANYTHING that comes out of