“Earl, I think you’re trying to sell a cat to a man who fancies dogs.” So, today it was announced that Sci Fi is picking
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Tai Shan, Ruthie Camden, Lost vs X-Files, and Mark Makki
“But they need to be inspired. And let’s face it, “Superman”…The last time you really inspired anyone–was when you were dead.” Time for a Random
Cornell’s Sorority System, Described Using Celebrities du Jour
“I’m not above putting out for cash!” So, to show you just how bored I tend to get at work, the following is a little
The Lost Adventures: The Lion King Audition
“I’m me again, baby! I’m back!” So, where have I been? “We’ve been waiting a whole month for Post #450,” you say. Well, I had
Looking Back On Buckaroo Banzai
“No matter where you go, there you are.” Soon the leaves will change, and I will be reminded of the tool that I was, growing
How Did Ryan Seacrest Surpass Carson Daly?
“Dave even enjoys some hard rock bands like Genesis and Rush.” So, in the Great American Radio Tool Off, who’da thunk that Ryan Seacrest would
So, Trekkies Are Pedophiles, Eh?
“My parents aren’t gonna do anything to you! It’s not like they’re gonna spear you…What? We’re African. That’s all people think of Africa: elephants, spears,
The “Power Ranger Murderer” Was Not A Power Ranger…
“This is high school, huh? I’ve been here four seconds and I hate everyone.” So, finally my geekspertise comes in handy. Today’s gossip sites have
Go Away, Maria Menounos!
“He wants me to go to the moon with him, Johnny, and it’s really cold there, I guess, and it’s like, my least favorite planet
DJ Tanner Says You’re Going To Hell!
What’s the deal with the Cameron family?!!! First, Mike Seaver got Left Behind and now DJ Tanner’s throwing THIS at us?!!! Whoa, babies! When did