“You’re just a pathetic, old war hero who punched Hitler in the face…you don’t even have 50 friends on your Myspace page!” Well, so much
Tag: Television
My Adventures At The American Library Association Conference
“Root Beer: The White man’s ‘Orange Drink’!” Alas, the 21 days are over. No more wedding party. I was up until 3 this morning, watching
Style’s 21 Day Wedding Party and I Propose
“Sorry, Roger. You tiger now!” Wow, this is post #550. If we were a comic, this would be double-sized and probably have a shitty trading
The Biggest Loser & How Do I Look?: The Wedding Edition
“Sometimes, I think you want me to touch you…” I don’t know if it’s just me, but I love those TBS commercials where people can
Ant & Dec, The Last Kiss, and Will & JJ’s Adventures In Cumberland
“I like havin’ my toes sucked and my ass licked out. At the same time. Wait a minute…” Yeah, I’m going to break the fourth
Dress My Nest, Scrubs, Reality TV Background Characters, and The Future of Syndication
“And when the sky is falling, don’t look outside your window.” So, I actually posted the other night, but due to a faulty wifi connection,
Top Design, Style Network, MySpace, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and Soulmate iPod
“Tonight, my heart is smiling. And it is an eternal smile.” I really just want to post enough to push all of my neurotic posts
An Open Letter to Dr. Cliff Huxtable
“I’m English, go on, deport me.” An Open Letter to Dr. Cliff Huxtable: Dear Dr. Huxtable, It has come to my attention that your skills
I Think I May Be In Love With Jack Bauer…
“The following takes place between the hours of 7:00 PM and 8:00 PM” I’m beginning to accept my love for Jack Bauer. No, I’m truly
Real World: Denver and the “Surprise” Gay Guy
“If I ever make an independent film, I think I’m going to call it ‘Dorito Breakfast’.” So, I was flipping through channels the other night,