It’s been awhile, but I think there’s a new conspiracy afoot. Have you ever noticed that the crunchiest of the hippies, who shun The Man,
Tag: Random Rants
Kmart’s Purchase Of Sears Is BAD Business…
Kmart bought Sears?!!!! Where have I been? I can honestly say I NEVER saw that coming. Well, here’s what The Onion’s “What Do You Think?”
Thanks For The Memories, Colin
And the training continues… Anyway, just wanted to share something from this week’s issue of The Onion: “Ashcroft Loses Job To Mexican” Hi-larious. Yes, I
Cornell Homecoming 2004
Quotes of the Weekend “Save a horse…Ride a Hotelie” “Holy Shit! There’s nothing in this refrigerator but BEER!” “Filipinos are accidents. They’re the result of
Will West: Porn Namer
Am I the only one who thinks “Pandora’s Box” would be a GREAT name for a porn movie? Hey, I was just wonderin’…
Thought I Had Something In Common With James Dean
“I never thought I’d live to see eighteen. Isn’t that dumb? Every day, I look in the mirror and say, ‘What? You Still here? Man!’
Oooh..Deep…
“Sometimes, when you reach for your dream, you find out how short your arms are…” -Anon
Wherein I Discuss The WB’s “Savannah” and The Concept of “The New Tuesday Night”
So, at the moment, I’m very bald. As in no hair. Yeah, haircut gone awry. Anyway, I’ve learned that this look is not for everyone.
What Happens To OLD Tramp Stamps?
It’s gonna be really sad when the “tattoo generation”gets all old and wrinkly. Just think of all the old ladies who’re gonna have the same
Cirque Du Soleil: The Official Sponsor Of Nail Salons Everywhere
Why is it that everytime I go to get a manicure, there’s fucking Cirque Du Soleil playing on a TV in the background?!! I swear,