“No, Satan’s voice is lower and he has an English accent.” ASK WILL I That’s right, folks! I promised it was coming, and here it
Tag: Random Rants
Call For Audience Participation
“…I’ve got my father’s gun, and a scorching case of herpes!” Audience Participation So, we’re gonna try something new here at williambrucewest.com You see, I
24, 7th Heaven, Blake-Holsey High, Elektra, Jason Mraz, and Keane
“I don’t need no instructions to know how to ROCK!” Random Thoughts of the Past Few Days -Dude, I really need to stop watching 7th
Got A New DVD Player. Probably A Piece Of Crap.
So, crisis averted. While the DVD player is with the technological angels in that NeoTokyo in the sky, I have replaced her. That’s right, I
My DVD Player Broke. That Is All.
My fuckin’ DVD player broke… What am I to do now? Why couldn’t I lose something I don’t use, like a kidney? 🙁
2K5 Resolutions
“I want that – the feeling a man gets when he gets exactly what he desires.” -Harold, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle Resolutions
Trimspa, 24, and Queer Eye Kids!
Random Thoughts of the Day: -What’s the deal with Anna Nicole since she got on Trimspa? I mean, this chick has NEVER been known as
How Are All These Hippies Affording iPods?
It’s been awhile, but I think there’s a new conspiracy afoot. Have you ever noticed that the crunchiest of the hippies, who shun The Man,
Kmart’s Purchase Of Sears Is BAD Business…
Kmart bought Sears?!!!! Where have I been? I can honestly say I NEVER saw that coming. Well, here’s what The Onion’s “What Do You Think?”