“I don’t need no instructions to know how to ROCK!” Random Thoughts of the Past Few Days -Dude, I really need to stop watching 7th
Tag: Random Rants
Got A New DVD Player. Probably A Piece Of Crap.
So, crisis averted. While the DVD player is with the technological angels in that NeoTokyo in the sky, I have replaced her. That’s right, I
My DVD Player Broke. That Is All.
My fuckin’ DVD player broke… What am I to do now? Why couldn’t I lose something I don’t use, like a kidney? 🙁
2K5 Resolutions
“I want that – the feeling a man gets when he gets exactly what he desires.” -Harold, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle Resolutions
Trimspa, 24, and Queer Eye Kids!
Random Thoughts of the Day: -What’s the deal with Anna Nicole since she got on Trimspa? I mean, this chick has NEVER been known as
How Are All These Hippies Affording iPods?
It’s been awhile, but I think there’s a new conspiracy afoot. Have you ever noticed that the crunchiest of the hippies, who shun The Man,
Kmart’s Purchase Of Sears Is BAD Business…
Kmart bought Sears?!!!! Where have I been? I can honestly say I NEVER saw that coming. Well, here’s what The Onion’s “What Do You Think?”
Thanks For The Memories, Colin
And the training continues… Anyway, just wanted to share something from this week’s issue of The Onion: “Ashcroft Loses Job To Mexican” Hi-larious. Yes, I
Cornell Homecoming 2004
Quotes of the Weekend “Save a horse…Ride a Hotelie” “Holy Shit! There’s nothing in this refrigerator but BEER!” “Filipinos are accidents. They’re the result of