“He must’ve had fun making those!” OK, so I saw The Dark Knight tonight. All I’m going to say right now is that it was
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Apple Bottom Kids & My Problems With Dawson McAllister
“Good job, Tila. So you can deep throat a pickle. Then again, you probably have 3 mouths, coming from the planet Orbitron or wherever…” Kinda
Why Do White People Hate Shoes? And My Open Letter To Monster.com
“I’ve wasted all my tears, wasted all those years…” Can somebody tell me: why do White people hate shoes? I swear, White people and shoes
Company Dinner Faux Pas
“How’re you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?” Huh. It turns out my last post was Post #600. There were no bells and whistles
Dr. 90210, Katie Holmes on BET, Natasha Bedingfield, and Kate Hudson
“Hey, did you guys see that fight outside?!” I just had the kind of weekend that I just know I’m going to look back on
2007 Year In Review
“I just want a moustache, man!” So, last night, I found myself in the weirdest party environment. This dude got really drunk and then started
Dirty Pokemon, Black Snake Eyes, New Knight Rider, and Tribute To Ike Turner
“I thought you made love like an ugly woman. So present, so grateful.” Dear TNT, There are other shows in the world than Charmed and
Video Games, Tila Tequila, and Wedding Shows
“I can’t wait to get married because nothing’s better than the cheating.” -How in the Hell does Mario expect to beat Sonic in a race?!
Retarded Chris Brown, Black Republicans, Van Wilder-less Van Wilder 2
“Seriously, y’all, I’m punching a bear in the face!” -Man, am I obsessed with Rihanna Jenkins! (Jeff’s the only one who’s gonna understand that joke).
Has Boondocks Gone Too Far?
“I don’t go with the “ga” version. I go with the “ger” version.” I feel like I just had another “encounter moment”. You see, I