“I don’t fuck goats, Mr. Gibson. I make love to them.” So, I just got the new Gwen Stefani album, and while it’s not as
Tag: Pop
Finally! Britney Cooter Shot!
“The only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, bitch!” Well, it’s been 8 long years, but the day
Shakira Is Mesmerizing
“I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting
Runaway – Hong Tat Tong (feat Will West)
“It’s so hard, to say goodbye…” So, without much fanfare, I announce my retirement from the recording game. Sure, this doesn’t mean retirement from music,
How Did Ryan Seacrest Surpass Carson Daly?
“Dave even enjoys some hard rock bands like Genesis and Rush.” So, in the Great American Radio Tool Off, who’da thunk that Ryan Seacrest would
RARB Likes Me! They Really Like Me!
“I love Connect Four. If my entire family died and a stranger offered to play Connect Four with me for a full afternoon, I’d skip
Lance Armstrong Stole Sheryl Crow From Me
“Tell ’em ‘Large Marge’ sent ya!” I would like to congratulate Lance Armstrong…for making me feel like a complete and utter failure. C’mon, the dude
Patriotic Justice: Beaten With A Flag
Mini Rant -So, McDonald’s accepts credit cards now. Yeah, I know this isn’t a new development, per se, but still…Just what Americans need: the golden
Back To The Minors: From A Cappella To Karaoke
Today’s Episode: “Back to the Minors” So, let me tell you about the cutthroat world of karaoke: you’re only as good as your last performance.
RIP Luther Vandross
Today, the world of music lost the beautiful voice and soul of Luther Vandross. He made us believe in the power of love, and he