“How’re you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?” Huh. It turns out my last post was Post #600. There were no bells and whistles
Tag: Humor
An Open Letter to Dr. Cliff Huxtable
“I’m English, go on, deport me.” An Open Letter to Dr. Cliff Huxtable: Dear Dr. Huxtable, It has come to my attention that your skills
I Think I May Be In Love With Jack Bauer…
“The following takes place between the hours of 7:00 PM and 8:00 PM” I’m beginning to accept my love for Jack Bauer. No, I’m truly
Breasts Are My Kryptonite
“God’s last name is NOT ‘dammit’!” I’m beginning to realize that I’d be the worst superhero ever. No, not because of my lack of powers
McDonaldLand & Cannibalism
“Happy Halloween, Judeo-Christians!” Yeah, so it’s been awhile. And I don’t exactly have time for an update. But there is something I noticed the other
Dr. Daniel Jackson: My, How You’ve Grown…
“That sounds massive!” So, while we’re on this sci-fi kick, there’s something else I’d like to talk about: the “girl crush”. Lately, there’s this phenomenon
Spandex Doesn’t Breathe…
“The Loot!” So, I have a newfound respect for Superman. No, don’t worry; I still kinda think he’s a douchebag as a hero, but there
Fenwick Island FTW!
“It’s all fun and games until somebody gets the HIV.” Too sleepy to blog, but I thought I’d give ya a teaser of what’s to
Affirmative Action Gets Supernatural: The Winston Zeddemore Story
“It’s either French, or you’re speaking with clicks!” So, I’m gonna go for the double-whammy this time. For me and my constituents, I present the
Wanna Honor Your Dead Loved One? Put ‘Em On A Hoodie!
“Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I’d like to thank you for my two beautiful sons: Walker and Texas Ranger.” So, there’s this new trend going on