“I am Colin: god of sex!” First off, I’d like to thank Karlos, for he’s the only person playing my little Christmas quote game. He’s
Tag: Humor
My Issues With Alvin and the Chipmunks
“I dunno…maybe it’s a bowling alley!” So, I wrote about this some time ago, but I think it’s time to revisit the topic: The Chipmunks.
Lisa Simpson’s Open To All Religions
-“Lisa, what are you doing?” -“Praying to Jesus…Buddha…Spongebob..there’s really no time to be picky”
Harry Gregson-Williams Is My War Soundtrack
This goes out to all my serious gamer friends (Tarek, Austin, James, Davis…I’m looking at you guys!). So, I’ve always said, “If you want me
Thanksgiving In My Family: Bring Your Own Tupperware
Wow, Thanksgiving…. You know, my family’s dinner is probably no different from anyone else’s. The same dishes and courses. But what happens AFTER dinner is
Marion Barry and the Gay Bar
“Watch out, ’cause here I come. It’s been awhile, but I’m back in style!” Today’s Episode: “Oh No He Didn’t (Oh, YES He Did)!” A
Thanks For The Memories, Colin
And the training continues… Anyway, just wanted to share something from this week’s issue of The Onion: “Ashcroft Loses Job To Mexican” Hi-larious. Yes, I
Four More Years of Bush, Huh?
Dude, I have nothing to say on the State of the Union. I feel this week’s Onion says it best in it’s headlines: “God Puts
Halloween: The Cure For Race Relations
I think I’ve discovered the solution to better race relations. Brace Yourselves! And the cure is: Halloween. This holiday has something for everyone! You see,
Cornell Homecoming 2004
Quotes of the Weekend “Save a horse…Ride a Hotelie” “Holy Shit! There’s nothing in this refrigerator but BEER!” “Filipinos are accidents. They’re the result of