Man, Slope Day’s coming up, isn’t it? Doesn’t really mean anything down here in MD. Well, who needs the slope? I’m sure I can get
Tag: Cornell
Why I Hate thefacebook.com
Let’s talk social-networking websites. Let me say that I really hate thefacebook.com. I’m on it ’cause it’s where most of the Cornell kids are, but
My Life Is Full of Special Guest Stars
I’m totally convinced my life is a TV show. YES, I know this sounds somewhat paranoid, but the events that occur to me could only
Googling Myself
You ever think you’re more important than you really are? I felt that way until recently. At Cornell, I was “Will West: A Cappella Star”.
Am I In The Band Now? Introducing E7
So, it seems that I’m in a band now. Wait…don’t laugh! It’s not like Aerosmith or anything. We’re called “E7”. At the moment, I sing
“We’re Just Ted Fans”
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Remember when I used to be in an a cappella group? ‘Cause apparently no one around here does. Tonight, I’m at the mall with
Ithaca A Bit Longer
So, it looks like I’ve renegotiated my contract, and will be in Ithaca a bit longer than I previously expected. Though nothing’s written in stone,
Lost In Life & Joey Spin-Off
I feel like I’m drowning, yet I’m not in any water. I hate this whole system, from work not being able to give me an
Maybe A Dingo Ate Your Fiance
As if I didn’t already hate the Beach Boys, the annoying girl in the office just professed her love for them. Rather, it was phrased,