The Cheesecake Factory: Bring Your Own Butterface

Had a surprise dinner tonight with Ellan & Alex @ Cheesecake Factory. I realized that, due to it’s VERY dim lighting, that place must be AWESOME for a first date. No one could possibly look bad in there. If you’re unattractive in the friggin Cheesecake Factory, they should’ve shot you as a baby, after you’d uttered your first “moo”. Man, that was harsh even for me…Anyway, I wonder how many people think they’ve found a hottie, and then change their mind after date #2, in a well-lit environment…

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