Why Do These Guys Keep Bothering Me?!
“I don’t hate the culture; I hate the people…” There are two types of people I tend to attract in this world: Gay guys and
“I don’t hate the culture; I hate the people…” There are two types of people I tend to attract in this world: Gay guys and
“Everybody’s changing, and I still feel the same…” So, in a strange, unfortunate twist of events, it seems I must revisit a former post. You
“Le roi est mort; Vive le roi!” Well, it’s done. We’ve clamored for it for the past four years, with chants of, “It’s not the
If I have daughters, I think I’m going to name them “Mandy” and “Tori”. Why? Because, when they grow up, they’ll form a crime-fighting duo,
Song of the Moment: “What Happens Tomorrow”, by Duran Duran Child don’t you worry It’s enough you’re growing up in such a hurry Brings you
Sometimes I wonder how old my mom is, psychologically. For the uninformed, she’s 66. But she seems to enjoy the entertainment provided to 16 yr-olds.
So, let’s take a trip back to 2003. Even though “The Hulk” sucked ass at the movies, Hulk Hands were THE toy of the year.
“No, Satan’s voice is lower and he has an English accent.” ASK WILL I That’s right, folks! I promised it was coming, and here it
“Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you again! Papa Smurf had a fucking beard! They’re clearly mammals!” I’ve gotta tell ya, it feels so
“That gay albino is hitting on your not-girlfriend!” So, yesterday was a cavalcade of fun, I’ll tell ya. Due to my total miscalculation of hours,