“If sexy never left, then why’s everybody on my shi it it?” Now, personally, I think this site is more of a “Hard R”, but
Month: June 2007
My BRIEF Review of Live Free Or Die Hard
“I’ma gonna have red beans for dinner!” Dear writers of Live Free or Die Hard, I hate to be a stickler, but there are no
Chris Benoit and the Fakeness of Exposed!
“You’re just a pathetic, old war hero who punched Hitler in the face…you don’t even have 50 friends on your Myspace page!” Well, so much
My Adventures At The American Library Association Conference
“Root Beer: The White man’s ‘Orange Drink’!” Alas, the 21 days are over. No more wedding party. I was up until 3 this morning, watching
P!nk, Clive vs. Kelly Clarkson, Sean Kingston, Rosie O’Donnell, and Michael Bolton
“I’m not here for your entertainment, you don’t really wanna mess with me tonight…” I felt the need for a pre-weekend blog, but I’m not
Style’s 21 Day Wedding Party and I Propose
“Sorry, Roger. You tiger now!” Wow, this is post #550. If we were a comic, this would be double-sized and probably have a shitty trading
Last Call: Brewed In The Attic, Lil Mama & Avril Lavigne, Where’s Christopher Cross?
“ I wake up, it’s a bad dream No one on my side I was fighting But I just feel too tired To be fighting
The Biggest Loser & How Do I Look?: The Wedding Edition
“Sometimes, I think you want me to touch you…” I don’t know if it’s just me, but I love those TBS commercials where people can
Ant & Dec, The Last Kiss, and Will & JJ’s Adventures In Cumberland
“I like havin’ my toes sucked and my ass licked out. At the same time. Wait a minute…” Yeah, I’m going to break the fourth