“The penis is the navigator!” Welcome to the season premiere of williambrucewest.com. I know it’s been awhile, but Leon’s people came after me for that
Tag: TRU
Where Has Will Been Lately?
“She’s got her own thing; that’s why I love her.” Man, I haven’t written one of these things in a while. Honestly, I haven’t really
Dirty Pokemon, Black Snake Eyes, New Knight Rider, and Tribute To Ike Turner
“I thought you made love like an ugly woman. So present, so grateful.” Dear TNT, There are other shows in the world than Charmed and
Christmas Crazies
“Honey, why you callin’ me so late?” I love Christmas, but I hate Christmas retail. Here’s an exchange I had at “The ‘R Us” the
Where The Bratz At?!
“Welcome to the layer cake, son.” So, it’s been awhile. Not gonna talk about the main job yet, but I will say that I’ve gone
When You Go To A Toy Store, Dress Like There Might Be Kids Present!
“Don’t be fooled by my little green car and my White girl hair!” Yay for stealing wifi from the neighbors! Nothing sounds sweeter than “free”!
There Hasn’t Been A New Christmas Song In About 15 Years
“Nobody wants a ‘Charlie in the Box’.” So, I recently returned to my former part-time work at Toys “R” Us. Why? Because I need the
Knight Rider and Me
So, I’ve reinstated “Operation: Childhood Buyback”. Basically, whenever I get depressed or confused, I try to create a bubble of nostalgia around myself in order
Toys “R” Us Go Bye-Bye?
This is the worst news I’ve read in some time. You all know how I think. Forget the war. Forget terror alerts. News like this
My Life Is Full of Special Guest Stars
I’m totally convinced my life is a TV show. YES, I know this sounds somewhat paranoid, but the events that occur to me could only