“They got all the right moves in all the right faces. So yeah, we’re going down.” I’ve been told that I don’t blog enough on
Tag: Toys
Christmas Crazies
“Honey, why you callin’ me so late?” I love Christmas, but I hate Christmas retail. Here’s an exchange I had at “The ‘R Us” the
Where The Bratz At?!
“Welcome to the layer cake, son.” So, it’s been awhile. Not gonna talk about the main job yet, but I will say that I’ve gone
Wolvie & Harry’s Matrixy Adventure
“I was gonna have sex with you, and then we were gonna watch Batman. Your loss!” So, my mother and I like to frequent this
Say Hello To My Little Friend!
“A computer actually does real work. ‘Nigger technology’ lets dumb niggers talk to other dumb niggers about dumb nigger shit. Nothing important was ever typed
A Tuscaloosa Anecdote
“We have come to terms.” So, I’m trying to find my “voice” again, so this isn’t really an official post. Anyway, I was getting sick
Rescue Heroes: Role Models For Kids or Porn Stars Waiting To Happen?
“Whatchu gon’ do wit all dat breast?” So, anyone who knows me knows I have a dirty mind. I see sex everywhere, and I should
When You Go To A Toy Store, Dress Like There Might Be Kids Present!
“Don’t be fooled by my little green car and my White girl hair!” Yay for stealing wifi from the neighbors! Nothing sounds sweeter than “free”!
There Hasn’t Been A New Christmas Song In About 15 Years
“Nobody wants a ‘Charlie in the Box’.” So, I recently returned to my former part-time work at Toys “R” Us. Why? Because I need the
THE Toy Of 2005?
So, let’s take a trip back to 2003. Even though “The Hulk” sucked ass at the movies, Hulk Hands were THE toy of the year.