“Why’d she have to take her candyass back to Norway?!” Dr. Phil said it was OK to look, but he sure as Hell didn’t tell
Tag: Television
Four Year Blogiversary – A Look Back
“‘Cause you said forever, and ever. Who knew?” Ahh…a cute White girl, eating watermelon. Be still my Negro heart! Anyway, four years ago today, this
When Should I Leave My Drug Dealer Boyfriend? An Analysis of Fergie vs Hinder
“Baby, I’m Dr. Montalban!” You know what song I really hate right now? Fergie’s Big Girls Don’t Cry. Don’t get me wrong; it’s a lame
Surf Dudes, With Attitudes…
“I’m walking on eggshells here, when I’m used to fucking throwing eggs.” I f’ing love youtube, for this alone: Not just the credits, but the
Food Network: My Beef With Ace of Cakes and My Love of Nigella Lawson
“Those little whores are good. They even bring the props!” So, I’m starting to get sick of Style because they’re on this Split Ends kick.
Chris Benoit and the Fakeness of Exposed!
“You’re just a pathetic, old war hero who punched Hitler in the face…you don’t even have 50 friends on your Myspace page!” Well, so much
My Adventures At The American Library Association Conference
“Root Beer: The White man’s ‘Orange Drink’!” Alas, the 21 days are over. No more wedding party. I was up until 3 this morning, watching
Style’s 21 Day Wedding Party and I Propose
“Sorry, Roger. You tiger now!” Wow, this is post #550. If we were a comic, this would be double-sized and probably have a shitty trading
The Biggest Loser & How Do I Look?: The Wedding Edition
“Sometimes, I think you want me to touch you…” I don’t know if it’s just me, but I love those TBS commercials where people can
Ant & Dec, The Last Kiss, and Will & JJ’s Adventures In Cumberland
“I like havin’ my toes sucked and my ass licked out. At the same time. Wait a minute…” Yeah, I’m going to break the fourth