“Never go ‘Full Retard’.” What a day, what a day…I’ve decided that a good chunk of commercial real estate brokers are assholes. Anyway, that’s neither
Tag: Television
Real World Analysis & My Amazing Treadmill Deal
“I don’t do it it for my health, man I do it for the belt.” -OK, something I need to get off my chest: voting
Apple Bottom Kids & My Problems With Dawson McAllister
“Good job, Tila. So you can deep throat a pickle. Then again, you probably have 3 mouths, coming from the planet Orbitron or wherever…” Kinda
My Hatred For Seacrest 2.0 and Season Finale Analysis
“You used Ghostbusters for evil!” I’m beginning to realize that I don’t like the new Ryan Seacrest. Maybe you haven’t noticed, but Ryan Seacrest, the
TV Stuff & My New BlackBerry
“And where did that get Jackie O? Covered in brain.” Has anyone seen The Bad Girls Club on Oxygen? Holy shit, those girls have behavioral
Possible Boyband Revival, Chris Brown, and Last Call
“Fat people are harder to kidnap” Can you feel it in the air? It’s coming! What, pray tell? The Boyband Revival! If you remember, these
Wherein I Discuss Reality TV and Explain The “Retcon”
“I have a kindergarten crush on you.” Gotta love MTV. It’s nothing if not educational. Over the last week, they’ve given the world “kindergarten crush”
Why Do White People Hate Shoes? And My Open Letter To Monster.com
“I’ve wasted all my tears, wasted all those years…” Can somebody tell me: why do White people hate shoes? I swear, White people and shoes
Real World Awards and New York Housewives
“I don’t dress like a slut. I think I dress more like a slot machine.” I can’t believe I’ve had the same Chris Brown song
Wrestlemania, The Hills, and Mario Lopez
“The title sounds so promising until you open it up and Tobey Keith is playing chess with a child abductor.” After a rousing night of