“Never go ‘Full Retard’.” What a day, what a day…I’ve decided that a good chunk of commercial real estate brokers are assholes. Anyway, that’s neither
Tag: Relationships
The Heart of the Matter
I got the call today, I didn’t wanna hear But I knew that it would come An old, true friend of ours was talkin’ on
Jonas Bros, MTV Dating Shows, and College Road Trip
“That girl is nuttier than a Porta-Potty at a peanut festival.” Yeah, I promised an answer to the whole “why did I expect to die
2007 Year In Review
“I just want a moustache, man!” So, last night, I found myself in the weirdest party environment. This dude got really drunk and then started
Lindsay Czarniak & “Lad Lit”
“Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbin’ folks with my hobo knife!” Man, I couldn’t give a shit about professional sports, but the one thing that
Strippers In Wedding Rings, Soul Train, Amanda Peet’s Breasts, Date Lab
“There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” One of these days, I’m going
OutBlacked!
“You’re, like, my Black Spock…like in Voyager.” OK, I should be asleep, but I had another weird TVLand observation I needed to write about. After
JJ Gives Up His Ticket Out Of The Ghetto: Good Times Analysis
“Why’d she have to take her candyass back to Norway?!” Dr. Phil said it was OK to look, but he sure as Hell didn’t tell
Four Year Blogiversary – A Look Back
“‘Cause you said forever, and ever. Who knew?” Ahh…a cute White girl, eating watermelon. Be still my Negro heart! Anyway, four years ago today, this
The Biggest Loser & How Do I Look?: The Wedding Edition
“Sometimes, I think you want me to touch you…” I don’t know if it’s just me, but I love those TBS commercials where people can