“How could you be so heartless?” Since the theme of my recent posts has been my e-identity crisis, I thought I’d also bring up an
Tag: Random Rants
How Was I Supposed To Know She Was A Minor?
“Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchucks, and no-one’s
End of Cyberbattical: Looking Ahead
“The penis is the navigator!” Welcome to the season premiere of williambrucewest.com. I know it’s been awhile, but Leon’s people came after me for that
So I’m Trying This Whole Twitter Thing…
“All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus.” So, Marcus tells me I’m a shitty blogger these days, as
Where Has Will Been Lately?
“She’s got her own thing; that’s why I love her.” Man, I haven’t written one of these things in a while. Honestly, I haven’t really
Dolemite Never Got To See The Black President
“I can see Russia from my house!” So much has happened since the last post, so we’re gonna go with bullet points this time around.
So That *Wasn’t* A Pokeball On People’s Cars?
“Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet” So, I’d like to do something different, and actually post about myself, rather than pop culture trivia
How’s Usher Gonna Get Off That Damn Mountain? And Other Reality TV Stuff…
“You want White Castle, need White Castle, long as you got me it won’t be no hassle.” – I’m usually not the biggest Weird Al
Nick & Nora’s Knight Rider Remake On SNL
“It’s just not the same when they don’t turn to dust” So, I saw Nick & Nora’s Infinite Playlist tonight and loved it. It’s always
Things I Learned, Firsthand, Yesterday
“A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus” Things I Learned, Firsthand, Yesterday: -Popular sportscaster, James Brown, drives a Buick Enclave. I wonder