“A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus”
Things I Learned, Firsthand, Yesterday:
-Popular sportscaster, James Brown, drives a Buick Enclave. I wonder if it was given as part of some sort of endorsement deal.
-In Fort Lincoln, MD, there is a self-storage facility directly across from the cemetery. Am I the only one who finds that odd? I can just imagine: “Now, what kind of deal can you cut me, ’cause that place across the street is running a special”
– Russians slur certain vowel sounds due to “laziness”. If a vowel isn’t stressed in a word, they’ll just gloss right over it.
-McDonalds Happy Meals are just as filling as Extra Value Meals AND you get a toy. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.
– Chandra Levy references just don’t hold much water in 2008
-Germans really do drive Volkswagens.
-Funerals make me want to quit my job. Hell, those afore-mentioned Happy Meals make me want to quit my job, but funerals really drive it home.
