Am I the only one who thinks “Pandora’s Box” would be a GREAT name for a porn movie? Hey, I was just wonderin’…
Tag: Random Rants
Thought I Had Something In Common With James Dean
“I never thought I’d live to see eighteen. Isn’t that dumb? Every day, I look in the mirror and say, ‘What? You Still here? Man!’
Oooh..Deep…
“Sometimes, when you reach for your dream, you find out how short your arms are…” -Anon
Wherein I Discuss The WB’s “Savannah” and The Concept of “The New Tuesday Night”
So, at the moment, I’m very bald. As in no hair. Yeah, haircut gone awry. Anyway, I’ve learned that this look is not for everyone.
What Happens To OLD Tramp Stamps?
It’s gonna be really sad when the “tattoo generation”gets all old and wrinkly. Just think of all the old ladies who’re gonna have the same
Cirque Du Soleil: The Official Sponsor Of Nail Salons Everywhere
Why is it that everytime I go to get a manicure, there’s fucking Cirque Du Soleil playing on a TV in the background?!! I swear,
No More Pyramid Schemes!
So, here’s another”WTF? Moment” from my life: So, there’s this girl who works in the mall. Let’s call her “N”. So, N works in another
Comic Run-Through: This Week’s Offerings
Let’s talk comics. A friend once commented I ought to have a a comics sections, seeing as how they’re so important to me. So, while
Statistical Mysteries
Statistical Mysteries Every girl has a boyfriend, but I know VERY FEW guys with a girlfriend…
Creed…Breaking Up?
What a day, what a day… Yes, Mr. Lohan, your daughter’s hot. But that doesn’t mean you can go around hitting people. It just ain’t