“Hey, did you guys see that fight outside?!” I just had the kind of weekend that I just know I’m going to look back on
Tag: Random Rants
Spider-Man: One More Day, One Tree Hill, and Patrick Warburton
“Crackheads’ll wobble, but they won’t fall down.” Watching Katt Williams, while reading an article on the dynamics of the Clinton-Gore relationship during the 2000 elections.
Britney Analysis and The Return of American Gladiators
“We are going to go America all over their asses!” First of all, can we please leave Britney alone? Seriously? I get it. It was
2007 Year In Review
“I just want a moustache, man!” So, last night, I found myself in the weirdest party environment. This dude got really drunk and then started
Dirty Pokemon, Black Snake Eyes, New Knight Rider, and Tribute To Ike Turner
“I thought you made love like an ugly woman. So present, so grateful.” Dear TNT, There are other shows in the world than Charmed and
Lindsay Czarniak & “Lad Lit”
“Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbin’ folks with my hobo knife!” Man, I couldn’t give a shit about professional sports, but the one thing that
Video Games, Tila Tequila, and Wedding Shows
“I can’t wait to get married because nothing’s better than the cheating.” -How in the Hell does Mario expect to beat Sonic in a race?!
Retarded Chris Brown, Black Republicans, Van Wilder-less Van Wilder 2
“Seriously, y’all, I’m punching a bear in the face!” -Man, am I obsessed with Rihanna Jenkins! (Jeff’s the only one who’s gonna understand that joke).
Brody Jenner, Sunday Best, New York Times, and Timbaland/OneRepublic Connection
“If you can’t sell pussy, you can’t sell anything.” I swear, I’ve got stories, but they take so friggin’ long to write up, plus I
Strippers In Wedding Rings, Soul Train, Amanda Peet’s Breasts, Date Lab
“There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” One of these days, I’m going