“That girl is nuttier than a Porta-Potty at a peanut festival.” Yeah, I promised an answer to the whole “why did I expect to die
Tag: Random Rants
Making The Band 4, Aubrey O’Day, Smackdown, and Paige’s Return to Trading Spaces
“All I need is the air I breathe, and a place to rest my head.” Yay, the strike’s over! And I’m sorry to admit that
My Chat With William Katt and Star Trek Musings
“Live every week like it’s Shark Week!” OK, I’m working on a LONG post right now, so this is gonna be a shorter one. -So,
Dr. 90210, Katie Holmes on BET, Natasha Bedingfield, and Kate Hudson
“Hey, did you guys see that fight outside?!” I just had the kind of weekend that I just know I’m going to look back on
Spider-Man: One More Day, One Tree Hill, and Patrick Warburton
“Crackheads’ll wobble, but they won’t fall down.” Watching Katt Williams, while reading an article on the dynamics of the Clinton-Gore relationship during the 2000 elections.
Britney Analysis and The Return of American Gladiators
“We are going to go America all over their asses!” First of all, can we please leave Britney alone? Seriously? I get it. It was
2007 Year In Review
“I just want a moustache, man!” So, last night, I found myself in the weirdest party environment. This dude got really drunk and then started
Dirty Pokemon, Black Snake Eyes, New Knight Rider, and Tribute To Ike Turner
“I thought you made love like an ugly woman. So present, so grateful.” Dear TNT, There are other shows in the world than Charmed and
Lindsay Czarniak & “Lad Lit”
“Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbin’ folks with my hobo knife!” Man, I couldn’t give a shit about professional sports, but the one thing that
Video Games, Tila Tequila, and Wedding Shows
“I can’t wait to get married because nothing’s better than the cheating.” -How in the Hell does Mario expect to beat Sonic in a race?!