“Seriously, y’all, I’m punching a bear in the face!” -Man, am I obsessed with Rihanna Jenkins! (Jeff’s the only one who’s gonna understand that joke).
Tag: Pop
80s Sax Solos, Intro To Sunny, and JC Producing BSB
“They’re too commercial to be real Dutch. I don’t trust them.” -There’s nothing quite like Friday’s on The Knot. Hmm…that might make a good Style
One More Day, Reused Reality Sets, and WGA Strike
“Silence is not indifference. Silence is me assessing the situation.” On my way to job #2, so I’ve gotta make this quick. -Comic people, I
2007 In Music
“You may look all nice, and sing all nice, but you are not nice.” So, my good friend, Marcus, went and stole my idea for
Brody Jenner, Sunday Best, New York Times, and Timbaland/OneRepublic Connection
“If you can’t sell pussy, you can’t sell anything.” I swear, I’ve got stories, but they take so friggin’ long to write up, plus I
Two Coreys, Umbrella Remixes, Mission: Man Band, Drake & Josh
“Never underestimate the healing power of a blonde, Miss Potts.” I’m still not feeling the San Diego recap, as work’s kinda kicking my ass right
Harry Potter Asshole, Comics Lifestyle, iPods, and IDE Tags
“You’re way too beautiful girl, that’s why it’ll never work…” I’m kind of phoning it in today, so you know what that means: random post.
When Should I Leave My Drug Dealer Boyfriend? An Analysis of Fergie vs Hinder
“Baby, I’m Dr. Montalban!” You know what song I really hate right now? Fergie’s Big Girls Don’t Cry. Don’t get me wrong; it’s a lame
P!nk, Clive vs. Kelly Clarkson, Sean Kingston, Rosie O’Donnell, and Michael Bolton
“I’m not here for your entertainment, you don’t really wanna mess with me tonight…” I felt the need for a pre-weekend blog, but I’m not
Last Call: Brewed In The Attic, Lil Mama & Avril Lavigne, Where’s Christopher Cross?
“ I wake up, it’s a bad dream No one on my side I was fighting But I just feel too tired To be fighting