“The only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, bitch!” Well, it’s been 8 long years, but the day
Tag: Music
Pants Off Dance Off Sucks. But It’s Got Stephanie Tanner.
“You did NOT just fuck me with a Last Call condom?!” So, the blogosphere is all up in arms over the news that Jodie Sweetin,
Shakira Is Mesmerizing
“I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting
University of Oregon Divisi: Best Female Collegiate A Cappella. In the WORLD.
“We are Divisi, pretending we’re Usher.” OR “Everytime I think I’m out…” So, I just got back from what I will consider a great trip
Probably A Little In Poor Taste…
“It’s been a long road, gettin’ from there to here…” So, will somebody PLEASE clear up this Jill Carroll thing once and for all? I
Marion Barry – 2nd Printing
“A chick who can screw AND quote The Rock? I’m gonna marry you!” So, in honor of the one year anniversary of what is, by
There Hasn’t Been A New Christmas Song In About 15 Years
“Nobody wants a ‘Charlie in the Box’.” So, I recently returned to my former part-time work at Toys “R” Us. Why? Because I need the
G.E. Smith, Where Have You Gone?
“You know what’s funny about life? You can never lose your sense of humor.” So, there’s a lot of buzz about how SNL is dying,
Runaway – Hong Tat Tong (feat Will West)
“It’s so hard, to say goodbye…” So, without much fanfare, I announce my retirement from the recording game. Sure, this doesn’t mean retirement from music,
The Lost Adventures: The Lion King Audition
“I’m me again, baby! I’m back!” So, where have I been? “We’ve been waiting a whole month for Post #450,” you say. Well, I had