“Good job, Tila. So you can deep throat a pickle. Then again, you probably have 3 mouths, coming from the planet Orbitron or wherever…” Kinda
Tag: Music
Lil Wayne, Auto-Tune, and Gavin DeGraw: The Music of Spring 2008
“Goodbyes shouldn’t happen over the phone.” Not much going on right now, as I’ve been pretty busy with work. I will say, however, that the
My Hatred For Seacrest 2.0 and Season Finale Analysis
“You used Ghostbusters for evil!” I’m beginning to realize that I don’t like the new Ryan Seacrest. Maybe you haven’t noticed, but Ryan Seacrest, the
Aiken-Blasting Minivans & Sad Clowns
“When I get to Nova Scotia, I might as well just take my pants off at the airport.” It was an interesting weekend. Some we’ll
Possible Boyband Revival, Chris Brown, and Last Call
“Fat people are harder to kidnap” Can you feel it in the air? It’s coming! What, pray tell? The Boyband Revival! If you remember, these
The Heart of the Matter
I got the call today, I didn’t wanna hear But I knew that it would come An old, true friend of ours was talkin’ on
Why Do White People Hate Shoes? And My Open Letter To Monster.com
“I’ve wasted all my tears, wasted all those years…” Can somebody tell me: why do White people hate shoes? I swear, White people and shoes
Real World Awards and New York Housewives
“I don’t dress like a slut. I think I dress more like a slot machine.” I can’t believe I’ve had the same Chris Brown song
Some Random Pop Analysis: NKOTB Comeback, OneRepublic, 90s Rock
“He loves you” Yeah, that quote isn’t as proselytizing as you might think – it’ll make sense to my “comic people”. See? I haven’t totally
Wrestlemania, The Hills, and Mario Lopez
“The title sounds so promising until you open it up and Tobey Keith is playing chess with a child abductor.” After a rousing night of