“I’m bringin’ sexy back!” Ya know, after all these years, Charo doesn’t look half bad. Come on! Who’s with me here? You mean you wouldn’t
Tag: Humor
Wolvie & Harry’s Matrixy Adventure
“I was gonna have sex with you, and then we were gonna watch Batman. Your loss!” So, my mother and I like to frequent this
My Very Own Infomercial. Without Cameras. Or An Escape.
So, last night I was essentially present for the taping of an infomercial. No, there were no guys covered in question marks, nor were there
Happy Loving Day, Race Traitors!
“…a job a million girls would die for.” Happy Loving Day! For the uninitiated, June 12th is Loving Day, which commemorates the 1967 Supreme Court
Say Hello To My Little Friend!
“A computer actually does real work. ‘Nigger technology’ lets dumb niggers talk to other dumb niggers about dumb nigger shit. Nothing important was ever typed
Shakira Is Mesmerizing
“I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting
The Girls of True.com Are Gonna Get Me Fired
“A mouth’s a mouth!” The girls of True.com are gonna get me fired. You see, I’ve got this problem of signing on to myspace while
TV Sports Can Be Funny!
“Well, I’ll muster every ounce of confidence I have, and cannonball into the water.” So, in an attempt to understand ANYTHING that comes out of
From Batman To Money Shots: How I Ruined My Comic Retailer’s Night
“I’ma do my thing, while you’re playin’ with your…” So, where exactly does one learn porn store etiquette? Allow me to clarify. Get ready for
Rescue Heroes: Role Models For Kids or Porn Stars Waiting To Happen?
“Whatchu gon’ do wit all dat breast?” So, anyone who knows me knows I have a dirty mind. I see sex everywhere, and I should