So, this old lady comes in the store the other day and asks, “Do you have ladies’ slips here?” “No, ma’am,” I replied. “We don’t
Tag: Humor
Oh, Wonkette!
A year ago, I was SO not a political person. But now, with Wonkette, and “Meet The Press” as my favorite show, I can’t get
Bill Clinton: Always Entertaining
“I am a War President! I sit in the Oval Office, making important decisions, all the time with WAR ON MY MIND!” -who do you
Seriously, Y’all – What’s With All The Lifeguarding?
My open letter to all White people ages 14-25: Why is it that you ALL, at some point in your lives, have been lifeguards? I
Will & JJ’s Ho Hunt
Wow, it’s been a long time since an adventure like THAT! So, last night was quite a night… First off, my day started kinda shitty
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever – A Review
I’m going to venture into territory I don’t much explore: the movie review. Tonight’s victim: “Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever” Let me just say that this
I Told Y’all I Used To Be Somebody!
Here’s an interesting exchange from my day @ work: Cute girl comes up to register. Cute Girl: “Hey, did you just graduate from Cornell?” Me:
The Cheesecake Factory: Bring Your Own Butterface
Had a surprise dinner tonight with Ellan & Alex @ Cheesecake Factory. I realized that, due to it’s VERY dim lighting, that place must be
Spider-Man: Remixed
In honor of Spidey 2, go here: http://www.newcomicreviews.com/temp/spidey/ Somebody took old newspaper Spidey strips and gave them new dialogue. It’s kinda offensive at times, but