So, here’s another”WTF? Moment” from my life: So, there’s this girl who works in the mall. Let’s call her “N”. So, N works in another
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Nothing But Trollops, Ma’am…
So, this old lady comes in the store the other day and asks, “Do you have ladies’ slips here?” “No, ma’am,” I replied. “We don’t
I Know You’re Russian ‘Cause You LOOK Like A Russian
My favorite part of my job at the moment is speaking to all of my Russian customers. Lately, I’ve been trying to get back into
Thanks…I Think?
“You just don’t get it! You’d get the hottest guys if you were gay!” -Natalie Thanks, sweetie. Thanks a fuckin’ bunch 🙁
Will & JJ’s Ho Hunt
Wow, it’s been a long time since an adventure like THAT! So, last night was quite a night… First off, my day started kinda shitty
I Told Y’all I Used To Be Somebody!
Here’s an interesting exchange from my day @ work: Cute girl comes up to register. Cute Girl: “Hey, did you just graduate from Cornell?” Me:
Goldenboy!
So, I got a promotion the other day. Nothing too special. I’m now a “Salesfloor Responsible”. Basically, that means I can make returns. Nope, I
H&M Grand Opening
So, anybody out there unemployed or thinking of using a flex day? Not sure what to do on a sunny (hopefully) May friday afternoon? Then
At Least It Didn’t Include The Hampster Dance
So, we have support staff from all around the region in our store to help get it ready for opening. Today, one of the girls
I’m Sure, In Some Places, It Would’ve Been Considered A Delicacy…
The other day, Natasha and I had an adventure. We went to Neisha Thai Cuisine behind Tysons, and the waiter was a complete a-hole to