“It’s so hard, to say goodbye…” So, without much fanfare, I announce my retirement from the recording game. Sure, this doesn’t mean retirement from music,
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Cornell’s Sorority System, Described Using Celebrities du Jour
“I’m not above putting out for cash!” So, to show you just how bored I tend to get at work, the following is a little
The Lost Adventures: The Lion King Audition
“I’m me again, baby! I’m back!” So, where have I been? “We’ve been waiting a whole month for Post #450,” you say. Well, I had
Stuck: Taking Stock Of Life
I’m so lost, and I don’t get to show this side of myself often. Most people think of me as the nice, corny guy, but
RARB Likes Me! They Really Like Me!
“I love Connect Four. If my entire family died and a stranger offered to play Connect Four with me for a full afternoon, I’d skip
The One Where I Talk About Cornell’s Secret Societies
“MOM! MEATLOAF! NOW!” Captain’s Log: Stardate 052019.7 So, I’ve been doing this dance since 2003, and I typically post anything I want. But it has
H&M: Series Finale
Previously on williambrucewest.com: Well, let’s see…I was being hounded by Eunice at work. Essentially, I had caught her doing some shady managerial work, and I
Looking Back On Roald Dahl
“You paid for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the EDGE!” I was so glad to read this refreshing article in the New Yorker
Back To The Minors: From A Cappella To Karaoke
Today’s Episode: “Back to the Minors” So, let me tell you about the cutthroat world of karaoke: you’re only as good as your last performance.
I Already Forgot What I Was Trying To Do Here
I think I did really poorly on my SAT’s, but I’m not sure. Anyone who knows me, knows I’m a worrywart, but I can’t help