“Don’t be fooled by my little green car and my White girl hair!” Yay for stealing wifi from the neighbors! Nothing sounds sweeter than “free”!
Tag: Christmas
There Hasn’t Been A New Christmas Song In About 15 Years
“Nobody wants a ‘Charlie in the Box’.” So, I recently returned to my former part-time work at Toys “R” Us. Why? Because I need the
It’s From “White Christmas”…
“God bless the mister who comes ‘tween me and my sister. And God bless the sister who comes ‘tween me and my man!” MERRY CHRISTMAS
Mommy Looks Like Grimace
“I am Colin: god of sex!” First off, I’d like to thank Karlos, for he’s the only person playing my little Christmas quote game. He’s
A Whole Bunch Of H&M Shit You Don’t Care About & The Return of Natalie
“Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.”
I Also Miss Juvenile Sales…
“Lionel Kiddie City turns a frown… upside down!” Boy, do I miss that! Christmas is right around the corner, folks.
Maybe A Dingo Ate Your Fiance
As if I didn’t already hate the Beach Boys, the annoying girl in the office just professed her love for them. Rather, it was phrased,