“God bless the mister who comes ‘tween me and my sister. And God bless the sister who comes ‘tween me and my man!” MERRY CHRISTMAS
Tag: Christmas
Mommy Looks Like Grimace
“I am Colin: god of sex!” First off, I’d like to thank Karlos, for he’s the only person playing my little Christmas quote game. He’s
A Whole Bunch Of H&M Shit You Don’t Care About & The Return of Natalie
“Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.”
I Also Miss Juvenile Sales…
“Lionel Kiddie City turns a frown… upside down!” Boy, do I miss that! Christmas is right around the corner, folks.
Maybe A Dingo Ate Your Fiance
As if I didn’t already hate the Beach Boys, the annoying girl in the office just professed her love for them. Rather, it was phrased,