Fourth of July ‘Splosions!
“I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.” First off, let me say that I’ll never understand Myspace politics. I shuffled my Top
Surf Dudes, With Attitudes…
“I’m walking on eggshells here, when I’m used to fucking throwing eggs.” I f’ing love youtube, for this alone: Not just the credits, but the
Food Network: My Beef With Ace of Cakes and My Love of Nigella Lawson
“Those little whores are good. They even bring the props!” So, I’m starting to get sick of Style because they’re on this Split Ends kick.
Blog Rating
“If sexy never left, then why’s everybody on my shi it it?” Now, personally, I think this site is more of a “Hard R”, but
My BRIEF Review of Live Free Or Die Hard
“I’ma gonna have red beans for dinner!” Dear writers of Live Free or Die Hard, I hate to be a stickler, but there are no
Chris Benoit and the Fakeness of Exposed!
“You’re just a pathetic, old war hero who punched Hitler in the face…you don’t even have 50 friends on your Myspace page!” Well, so much
My Adventures At The American Library Association Conference
“Root Beer: The White man’s ‘Orange Drink’!” Alas, the 21 days are over. No more wedding party. I was up until 3 this morning, watching
P!nk, Clive vs. Kelly Clarkson, Sean Kingston, Rosie O’Donnell, and Michael Bolton
“I’m not here for your entertainment, you don’t really wanna mess with me tonight…” I felt the need for a pre-weekend blog, but I’m not
Style’s 21 Day Wedding Party and I Propose
“Sorry, Roger. You tiger now!” Wow, this is post #550. If we were a comic, this would be double-sized and probably have a shitty trading
Last Call: Brewed In The Attic, Lil Mama & Avril Lavigne, Where’s Christopher Cross?
“ I wake up, it’s a bad dream No one on my side I was fighting But I just feel too tired To be fighting